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A Moment Of Clarity

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Ur-in-ate!!

This post is a supplement to another post by Vinod.

Did anyone know that scientific reserach has unearthed the shocking reality that a majority of the sugar coated fennel seads(sombu) that are given as a digestive aid at the end of a meal in every indian retaurant, contain alarming proportions of human urine ??!!

You might wonder how...Well, it all boils down to the simple habit of men not washing their hands after pee-ing. With the minute quantities of urine still sticking on to their fingers, they hastily dip their dirty hands into the fennel seeds inorder to feed themselves again! YUCK!!

So next time around, remember that you are better off without other people's urine in your digestive system!! :)

So now, are u going to refrain from touching those or indulge in a free bout of urine therapy to cleanse your system?? :) For those who chose the latter, rejoice! Our very own ex-Prime Minister, Morarji Desai lived close to a 100 years following the above therapy(or so he claimed)!

Update: A friend studying in the US told me that research had been conducted on this subject and results published in a newspaper there! Shall put up a link if i get one.

10 Comments:

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
    40% OF MY BODY WEIGHT IS PROBABLY URINE!!!!!!!!!!1 JESUS CHRIST MAN!! CURSE U FOR NOT POSTING THIS AT LEAST 4 OR 5 YEARS BACK!!!!

    By Blogger Sid, at October 12, 2005 9:57 pm  

  • Oh god :(.
    One more thing,generally the wash rooms are perceived to be the dirtiest,but they r not.Its the "KEYBOARDS" tht come first in this ratings.They r dirtier thab the closets.

    By Blogger Einsteinophile, at October 15, 2005 8:44 pm  

  • @sid: Every good thing has to happen only when the time has arrived! ;)

    @kalai: Sadly, the truth quite often stinks! :)

    @einsteinophile: My god! that's quite some news!!

    By Blogger Unknown, at October 16, 2005 1:27 am  

  • Its kinda yuks but true.... I dont think I will ever touch those in any damn restaurant

    By Blogger Viewer, at October 19, 2005 6:14 pm  

  • The same is said about peanuts served in a bar.

    By Blogger Unknown, at October 22, 2005 1:45 pm  

  • @kapil: but arent peanuts replaced with fresh ones for every customer? so doesnt that eliminate the possibility of previous guests contaminating it?

    By Blogger Unknown, at October 23, 2005 12:15 am  

  • @yodanz: hahaha, good solution! but trust me, what i have posted is absolutely true! how i wish i had something subtantial to prove it now!

    @viewer: yeah man, its been quite sometime since i touched them in any restaurant!

    By Blogger Unknown, at October 23, 2005 12:18 am  

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