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A Moment Of Clarity

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Bang, Bang...Bangalore.

Here's my first blog ever! This particular incident happened during a road trip to bangalore along with dad,a cousin and my infamous grandmom.

It was a hot summer afternoon and the AC was blowing at maximum pace. Since the highway was deserted, i was cruising at around 120 kmph while my cousin sat beside me, in the passenger's seat. I suddenly noticed something out of the corner of my eye, in the rear view mirror. My grandmom, who was seated at the left rear corner of the car, against the window, was actually tilting to her right by supporting her elbow on the seat and staring at the road ahead with an absolutely terrified look!

Only then did i remember that amidst all her big-talk, she had an eternal fear of speeding vehicles and hallucinatory accidents! I was anticipating a helpless whine accompanied with some advice from her, when instead she gave a huge sigh of relief saying "Ohhhhh 30 km speed-aa?? seri, seri(ok,ok)...continue..." and laid back comfortably on her seat again!


Frankly i was puzzled as to where she got those rather faulty statistics from, and started scanning the dashboard area. And then, i realised her goof-up! From her seating position, she had mistaken the smaller tachometer (rpm meter) to be the speedometer and the number 3 (x1000 rpm),indicated by the needle, to be the 'tens' digit of the speed of the vehicle!!



The entire car erupted into laughter, as my grandmom smiled weakly, trying to cover up her embarassment.

Perhaps its time grandmoms shifted to futuristic versions of their age-old companion...the wheelchair!!

11 Comments:

  • hey!!! cute !!!:) and delighted that you have atlast posted your first blog!! and it isn't just grandmothers who can make the mistake!!! ;) btw.. me back in circuit!!! so check out!!

    By Blogger Deepti Ravi, at September 08, 2005 4:40 pm  

  • @deepti: hehehe...true..im sure u have the potential of committing the same mistake!! ;)

    By Blogger Unknown, at September 08, 2005 5:34 pm  

  • hey vikram....i see my world famous blog has finally inspired u to start one of ur own....ill help u out with some blogging tips if u need any.....and oh by the way....repeat after me....."hail our super brilliant grandmom for screwing up like this(at ur convienience)

    By Blogger Sid, at September 08, 2005 7:18 pm  

  • Ha!! Nice one!!! :)

    By Blogger Einsteinophile, at September 08, 2005 9:28 pm  

  • @sid: 'Oblivious' would be a better adjective describing your blog!...as for our grandmom, she is capable of much more! :)

    @einsteinophile: Thank u!

    By Blogger Unknown, at September 09, 2005 11:38 am  

  • ha ha ha...very nice!!The loooong story tellers and delicious pickle makers are surely not gonna find time for thes things...way to go,Grandma!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at September 09, 2005 1:06 pm  

  • Good one there buddy!
    Will ook forward to your blog regularly for more such stories..:-)

    By Blogger Vinesh, at September 09, 2005 7:05 pm  

  • @neeha: true..this is meant for the rest of them out there!

    @vinesh: thanks dude...will look forward to more comments from you! :)

    By Blogger Unknown, at September 10, 2005 10:57 am  

  • Hey vik!!
    Its cool....good start...liked it though am not at all into blogging...but the moment i read abt ur journey...i thought u were gonna tell somethig abt "veen kai kaatti" lol lol lol...guess this will help u update ur next entry into the blog!! ppl mite like it...go on!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at September 11, 2005 1:09 am  

  • @ayshu: yeah, poor grandma in mental terms, but pretty rich, financially!!

    @priya: Old,bent and feeble doesnt necessarily equate to senility!! :P

    By Blogger Unknown, at September 13, 2005 12:23 am  

  • Worst thing about Rajaji Vidyashram is their HINDI IMPOSITION. Hindi is compulsory even as III language.

    THe III language Hindi books were fatter than II Hindi which was taken by mostly Hindian students.

    We had to MUG ENTIRE STORIES. If we did not 'recite' these stories in a foreign language, we faced insults.

    DOWN WITH RAJAJI VIDYASHRAM'S HINDI IMPOSITION.

    Even when Tamil Nadu government has mandated Tamil, Rajaji Vidyashram continues to impose Hindi.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at March 19, 2008 6:55 pm  

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